I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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