A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Deadly cancer.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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