Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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