Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Men, get on the boat.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

my name is Jacob sartorious

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Patriarchy.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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