who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Sarah Palin

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Men, get on the boat.

Patriarchy.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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