Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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