Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Ms. Smoot's class

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