planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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