Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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one day i went to bed

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brainfart

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Dylan is a person

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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