whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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