- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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