A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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This is not an anti joke.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Cleveland winning something

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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