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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why does life suck? Because it does

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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