roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Deadly cancer.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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