What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

thumb_up thumb_down -3

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A baby gets hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

thumb_up thumb_down -5

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

thumb_up thumb_down -7

lol a man is drowning

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops