Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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