- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

I saw a poor man named rich

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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