When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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crap!!

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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