A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Please Rape William Wright

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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