- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and green? weed

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

A homosexual walks into a church

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

WNBA

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

What number comes after 29? 30.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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