- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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