Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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im a dragon, no im not

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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BenWuzHear

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Your Mom.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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