What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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