- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

A cow says moo and explodes.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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