donald................duck for president

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Gangnam style

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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