What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Do you believe this will change?

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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