What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Obamacare haters

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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