- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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