Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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This sentence is false.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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