Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Nippies

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Penisland

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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