- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

whats long and green? weed

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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