What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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