why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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AIDS

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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