- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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