- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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