- Anti Joke

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Knock knock --Come in.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Butt Sex.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Your mums a penis joke.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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