- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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