What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Patriarchy.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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I never asked for this.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Anti Joke

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