Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Anti Joke

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