How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Tell you something funny.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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eloise dey.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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