chuck norris

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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homework

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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You're Adopted.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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TIMMAH!

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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