Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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