Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Knock knock. Come in.

A seal walks into a club.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Michael Castillo is gay

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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