what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

A: B: No pun intended.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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