Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Michael Castillo is gay

A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

knock knock Labrinth come in

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Penis

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