Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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