patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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