Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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