- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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