- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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