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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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