- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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