- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Life is an elephant, get married.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

She said no

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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