What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Anti Joke

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