Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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lol

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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luke moore cant pull it back

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Women's rights.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Anti Joke

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