What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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