Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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