- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Woman's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Spotto

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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