'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

A homosexual walks into a church

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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