Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

A homosexual walks into a church

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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