A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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brandon ya twwat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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