*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Anti Joke

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