Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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