What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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