What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Shut the cork up!

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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