What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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