- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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