- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

President Donald Trump

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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