How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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