Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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hi patrick

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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split your ass cheek

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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