How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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raisin boogers

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Thumbs this down

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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you are a åsshole :)

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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