- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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