Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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your mum

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Gorden Brown.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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