- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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