Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Toaster

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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what?

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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