- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

Women's rights.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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