- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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