What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Men, get on the boat.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Wy did the chicken?

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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