Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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A guy trips a blind man.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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