What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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