What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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