How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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