- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Gingers.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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