Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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my shift key is broken1

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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