- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

knock knock Come in!!!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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