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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

cancer

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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