whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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