SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Fox News.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

irish wristwatch JLR

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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