What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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