What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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