- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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