Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Thumbs this up

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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poo

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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