What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Women's rights

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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